Fed-up residents of an Austrian village whose name in English is the ( Jerrian?) form of an (obscenity ) beginning with F and used to (depict ) what happens when two people really really love each other and cannot be broadcast are being offered a helping hand by their German neighbors in a town with a name that starts with W ends with K and is a common British (vulgarism ) describing the act of pleasuring oneself. The locals of When-Two-People-Really-Love-Each-Other are sick of English-speaking tourists taking (lewd ) pictures of themselves in front of the town (signage ). Tourism officials in Pleasuring-Oneself are (urging ) residents of When-Two-People-Really-Love-Each-Other to follow their lead and cash in on their name. Jeagan Stolle who runs the Pleasuring-Oneself guesthouse and reports he can hardly fit everyone in. Summer visitors, (hike ) up Pleasuring-Oneself mountain and purchase a large array of Pleasuring Oneself (souvenirs ) and postcards. When-Two-People-Really-Love-Each-Other Mayor Frantz Mindoff is having none of it. We don’t find it funny and just want to live in peace, and possibly wishes the dirty-minded tourists would just go when-two-people-really-love-each-other themselves.