Haha! This is just so wacky funny that reminds me a Chinese joke

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This is just so wacky funny that reminds me a Chinese joke I read a couple months ago.

A large Chinese state-owned Enterprise introduced a very advanced soap production assembly line from the US, which they found had a very annoying problem. Some of the soapboxes would pass the assembly line without soap put in them. To solve this sticky issue, they hired an Ivy League postdoc with high salary. This postdoc led a group of experts, spent a whole year, working day and night, and finally came up with a perfect hi-tech solution, which used x-ray to detect the empty boxes on the assembly line, then use computer-guided mechanic hands to pick them out.

The same thing happened on a small township-owned company in Southern China. The boss was very mad. He yelled at the foreman, “If you can’t get this fxxx problem solved in two days, you will be axed.” It just took the foreman half day to solve the issue. He got a super power electricity fan, put it along side the assembly line and turned the fan to the max. All empty soapboxes were blown off the assembly line.

And the moral lesson from this joke is bragging (会吹) is always second to nothing.

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Thanks lilac09 for these two funny stories. Is this a true story -天泽园- 给 天泽园 发送悄悄话 天泽园 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/13/2009 postreply 17:49:29

泽园mm. They are just silly jokes! -lilac09- 给 lilac09 发送悄悄话 lilac09 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/13/2009 postreply 20:42:12

Thanks, lilac09 mm. -天泽园- 给 天泽园 发送悄悄话 天泽园 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/14/2009 postreply 00:03:13

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