INSTALLING A HUSBAND (ZT) - joke

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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Hu*****and 1.0 and
noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance --
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications,
which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.


In addition, Hu*****and 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5
and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0,
NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. (and NASCAR 500.0)
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system. I've tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?


Signed, Desperate

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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
Package, while Hu*****and 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command:

'I Thought You Loved Me.exe' and try to download Tears
6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed,
Hu*****and 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the
above application can cause Hu*****and 1.0 to default to Grumpy
Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very
bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually
seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Hu*****and 1.0.

In summary, Hu*****and 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve
memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot
Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck,

Tech Support

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Thanks for sharing. -star-night- 给 star-night 发送悄悄话 star-night 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/30/2008 postreply 06:54:30

haha, how about installing baby0.2 together with ....? -code112- 给 code112 发送悄悄话 (26 bytes) () 04/30/2008 postreply 11:40:46

Thank you. Hilarious. -xiaolang- 给 xiaolang 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 04/30/2008 postreply 17:53:47

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