My coworker

Can you believe this? One of my coworkers missed 3 days of work. I did not know it until yesterday. Another coworker called me and told me about it. I visited her yesterday afternoon. She was down, I mean, down, down. For 3 days, she took in very little food. God knows what she got and how she survived for 3 or 4 days. She said it was a flu. But she implied that she was coming down with pneumonia. Who knows. I am no doc. Pneumonia? Was she serious? Or she did no know. I am pretty sure that that son of a ***** put her through this. She was dating him and he was a bum, a scumbag i mean, i mean it. No job, no schooling. All he is doing is screwing. I've heard that he is dating 3 women.
Any case, I feel sorry for my coworker. She is attractive and everything. But yesterday when I saw her, oh, boy, she was like, well, I couldn't think of any word to describe her, puffy face or something. On Tuesday I saw her in her smart dress and leather pumps. She was beaming, like a star. Yesterday you know what, that dress was on the bed crumpled, and the high heels were lying on the door matt lifelessly. For 4 days she only took a shower once. It was the day when she was going to the hospital. Her room stank. Her bed stank and the kitchen stank. I mean like putrefied smell. Was it water in the sink or some some leftover on the refrigerator? I don't know. No fresh food, no fresh fruit and no fresh air in her apartment.
I then rushed to a nearby grocery store and got some fruits and vegetables. Oh, yeah, a pack of 6 chicken legs too. Can you believe this woman? After I took everything back to her and washed grapes for her and asked her how many chicken legs she needed me to cook, can you believe, can you believe this? She said that she preferred sea food at the time. What sea food do you want to have, Ms. the Most Beautiful? She was killing me, LOBsters. What? LOBsters? Did I hear it right? Are you craving for LOBsters at this time? What? Are you sure that you are still having a fever? Do you think I pick up money from a tree? Well, I hate to argue with sick people. Tired of it. I went back to the store again and got her a LOBster tail. This time, I did not drive. I just walked over there. Gas is expensive. Came back and put the tail in a pot.  'Sodium chloride only, and no soy sauce please'. What's wrong with a little soy sauce? I poured half a gallon of water into the pot. A quarter teaspoon of sea salt was what I thought was right. I had no idea what other way to deal with a LOBster tail. I guess after she was touched, fingered and drugged in the hospital with her urine, her lymph, her excrement, and her whatever examined and her bed flooded with tears for 3 days, she did deserve something good. Yes, she took her time enjoying the LOBster. Enjoying every minute of it.  Moist eyes and a tear dried face couldn't hide her smiles. Loved the asparagus I prepared for her. Oh, did I mention that she run out of everything? I had to get her a small brown bag of brown rice on the second trip. Why did they put brown rice in a brown bag? You got me there. But she reveled in the rice too. By the way, I steamed it.
I just hope she will come out fine. I don't believe that she would ever pay me back the amount I paid for the food today. Oh, well, never expect to get money back, I guess. Years ago I lent a classmate thirty five dollars because he was starving and needed to get something to eat. Did he return any dollar? Ask him. But she is a good friend though. She is old, I mean not young. 37 isn't that young in any place for a single woman. Whenever I think of her dating that son of a *****, I become furious and speechless. He is 45 and basically living off her. When she is sick, he is nowhere to be seen. I bet he will come back after she gets well. Millions of times I told her to dump that son of a ***** and go to China to find a good man if there isn't any good man left for her in this town. Don't tell me there is no good single man on this earth. She shook her head: 'Oh, it is just too much trouble to go back to find a man'. Whatever.

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• 回复：My coworker -灰衣人- ♂ (203 bytes) () 05/22/2011 postreply 15:13:57

• 回复：回复：My coworker -line- ♀ (53 bytes) () 05/22/2011 postreply 17:16:59

• interesting writing. 看得出功底很好。 -非文学青年- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2011 postreply 18:25:26

• 多少年不读不写还以为自己英文不错 -line- ♀ (58 bytes) () 05/22/2011 postreply 21:24:11

• 过谦了，刚才考古还看到你写的儿歌呢。 -非文学青年- ♀ (182 bytes) () 05/22/2011 postreply 21:40:35

• 以前读书任务重，工作后又忙，真是没时间读英文 -line- ♀ (22 bytes) () 05/22/2011 postreply 22:16:38

• 对，对，差不多。一起学习吧！ -非文学青年- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2011 postreply 22:33:18

• That is very kind of you to help your coworker. -纾珈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2011 postreply 06:51:21

• the story is sad in some way. it shows us some special instinct -cicila- ♀ (363 bytes) () 05/23/2011 postreply 12:55:40

• 哈哈，说的很有道理。县太爷人好 -simplex- ♀ (51 bytes) () 05/23/2011 postreply 14:37:31

• The debilitated coworker pays such little attention to its perso -cicila- ♀ (553 bytes) () 05/23/2011 postreply 14:21:56

• 回复：The debilitated coworker pays such little attention to its pe -灰衣人- ♂ (132 bytes) () 05/23/2011 postreply 14:34:56

• 灰专家来了。我这一辈子还没吃过这道菜呢：）只有LZ回答你了。 -cicila- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2011 postreply 14:42:27

• 这种吃法的话 -simplex- ♀ (28 bytes) () 05/23/2011 postreply 14:57:10

• haha 看来大方作者要买个爬犁拉 -simplex- ♀ (20 bytes) () 05/23/2011 postreply 16:17:26

• cicila词汇量很大，但是不如line写得地道啊。/我跑～～～ -非文学青年- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2011 postreply 18:01:21

• 那麻烦把不地道的给改改？多谢了。 -cicila- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2011 postreply 18:09:39

• 别告诉我。。 is such that it is。。这句。 -cicila- ♀ (88 bytes) () 05/23/2011 postreply 18:12:27

• 是我的感脚哈， -非文学青年- ♀ (178 bytes) () 05/23/2011 postreply 18:27:27

• hah? MY coworker told me that 那个gumbo " is a great appetizer" -cicila- ♀ (177 bytes) () 05/23/2011 postreply 18:32:21

• 谢谢。 同意。我summit后也发现了两个such，觉得不好。也没改。 thanks god常见啊，应该怎么用好？ -cicila- ♀ (104 bytes) () 05/23/2011 postreply 18:37:46

• 抱着娃, 等晚上再细说，这里我想应该是 Thank god. -非文学青年- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2011 postreply 18:43:10

• I see. Thank u. take care. -cicila- ♀ (237 bytes) () 05/23/2011 postreply 18:48:47

• 谢谢青青。我现在明白了，应该用thank god here。 -cicila- ♀ (349 bytes) () 05/23/2011 postreply 19:09:27

• nod，nod. -非文学青年- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2011 postreply 21:58:56

• 你的话让我想起了这句话： -cicila- ♀ (214 bytes) () 05/23/2011 postreply 18:19:34

• 我瞎说的，别太当真。 -非文学青年- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2011 postreply 18:32:42

• 没，网上让我生气很难了：）谢谢啊：） -cicila- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2011 postreply 18:33:57