My boss just gave me the most important career advice

"Keep a bottle of xanax with you." Xanax, is the tranquilizer in case you have not heard of it. Take it, you'll find happiness in it!

Of course you can always find happiness by changing your perspectives -- you can think of handbags while seeing crocodiles, but that won't stop them from killing you, will it?

My advice -- take some tranquilizer, calm down and find a solution. And if you cannot find a solution after the tranquilizer, take some more.

Hahaha, that's my dose of happiness for the day~~~