回复：菜鸟求教, 谁能翻译他说的笑话? 谢谢!

Hello wbacc,

I'll take a stab, since this Chinese comedian gives me a lot of fun, too. Here it goes:

Hi Everybody. I'm Irish...
I read a report saying that a man reaches their (should be "his") sexual peak at age of 18. But I didn't know this until I was 25..., so the world would never know what a stud I was. Nobody took a bit of this peach when it was ripe.

I am not good at sports, but I like parallel parking, because, like sports, whenever (you do) parallel parking, the worse you're, the more people are rooting for you.

I'm an immigrant, and I used to drive this used car with a lot of bumper stickers that weren't possible to peel off. And one of them said: if you don't speak English, go home. And I didn't notice it for two years.

I tried really hard to become a US citizen, and I had to take these American History lessons where they asked questions like: Who is President Franklin. (I was) like, ah...the reason our convenience store gets robbed? What's the Second Amendment? (I was Like) ah... the reason our convenience store gets robbed? What is Roe v. Wade? Like... two ways of coming to the United States?

I have a family now, but I used to be really scared about marriage. I was like... 50% of all marriages end up lasting forever.

I just had the first child last year and I was really amazed by it, you know. I was at the delivery room, holding up my son, (and) thinking it myself: Wow, he was just born, and he's already a US citizen. So, sort of, uh..., do you even know who President Franlin (is)?

Now I have a sing on my car that simply says: Baby, I'm bored. That sign is basically a threat. It just says (that) I'm having a screaming baby and a nagging wife, and I'm not afraid of dying any more.

Thank you very much...

Hope you'll enjoy the show.

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• 这么快, 太谢谢了, 好人真多呀.... -wbacc- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/04/2009 postreply 21:12:12

• 回复：回复：菜鸟求教, 谁能翻译他说的笑话? 谢谢! -梅石莹玉- ♀ (83 bytes) () 05/04/2009 postreply 21:30:48

• 再问: I'll take a stab 是啥意思? -wbacc- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/04/2009 postreply 21:32:43

• I will give a try, I will take a shot. -jingbeiboy- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/04/2009 postreply 21:40:27

• unlike sports。 -爱在深深秋- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/07/2009 postreply 09:39:46