上联:说实话办实事一身正气,下联:不贪污不受贿两袖清风 横批:查无此人
Upper half of distich:
Rectitude practiced in every word uttered and every deed performed
Lower half of distich:
Chastity embraced no thievery attempted and no bribery accepted
Cross banner:
There exists no such man
上联:去年光棍,今年光棍,明年好像还是光棍。下联:同事有主,同学有主,同龄似乎全都有主。横批:我是单身
Upper half of distich:
Alone last year, still alone this year, doomed to remain alone next year.
Lower half of distich:
Work-mate betaken, Class-mate betaken, destined to betaken all my playmates.
Cross banner:
I am single
老外们在考汉语考试。据说有这样的听力 :你的牙真好看! 哦,那是假的。 啊,真的假的? 真的。 问:牙是真的还是假的
It is said that the following listening comprehension test was given to foreigners: You have beautiful teeth! Ah, those are false ones. Oh, really? Really! Question: are the teeth real or not?