给爱好翻译的童鞋们上道好菜!敬请品尝,

上联：说实话办实事一身正气，下联：不贪污不受贿两袖清风 横批：查无此人

上联：去年光棍，今年光棍，明年好像还是光棍。下联：同事有主，同学有主，同龄似乎全都有主。横批：我是单身

老外们在考汉语考试。据说有这样的听力 ：你的牙真好看！ 哦，那是假的。 啊，真的假的？ 真的。 问：牙是真的还是假的

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• 哈哈，第一个最好玩。：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/28/2012 postreply 21:29:08

• 我最喜欢３rd one， 笑晕了。老外肯定晕菜了：） -tern2- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/28/2012 postreply 21:34:49

• 主要是第三个我以前听过。：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/28/2012 postreply 21:36:39

• 哈哈，笑话就是第一遍最有功力：）。MF最近不翻译了？光歌啊歌， -tern2- ♀ (17 bytes) () 05/28/2012 postreply 21:46:48

• 哈哈，我这人最大特点没有长性，翻译也不例外。：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/28/2012 postreply 21:52:49

• 咱俩把楼建成这样，瞧瞧rock手里的rock。。。咱俩快跑吧。 -tern2- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/28/2012 postreply 21:56:01

• 他应该谢谢我们，没费他一点rock，建了个漂亮的高楼。：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/28/2012 postreply 21:58:46

• 二姐的新马甲吗? 同一款式的! -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 09:54:09

• haha tern2 is the new vest of sis 2, maybe. -sportwoman- ♀ (159 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 10:21:12

• No, i am not. I am myself, not anyone else. -tern2- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 10:27:13

• you are yourself regardless of your disguise. -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 10:53:08

• hehe, you are lovely. but i am not she:)) -tern2- ♀ (73 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 11:04:35

• no, just really like the song, and want to know -tern2- ♀ (79 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 11:11:25

• haha, you are he,aren't you? -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 11:09:41

• hahahahahaha, good one. you are smart, sis:) -tern2- ♀ (98 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 11:13:57

• LOL Sis # 1! sorry for my bad eyesight -sportwoman- ♀ (377 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 11:02:05

• hahaha, you are my cute cute 御妹妹:) remember i sent u this unique -tern2- ♀ (39 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 11:08:30

• do you think so? or I might be wrong! -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 10:53:56

• 帮你把第一个翻译一下 -sdlz- ♂ (1010 bytes) () 05/28/2012 postreply 22:48:15

• 哈哈哈。 -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/28/2012 postreply 23:02:32

• 继续sdlz，大体翻译一下第２句 -tern2- ♀ (311 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 00:00:00

• 英语专业毕业的翻译。鉴定完毕。：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 00:01:00

• 把我夸晕了。谢谢阿美！明天我休息。sweet dreams，my dear. -tern2- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 00:04:16

• More than a bachelor, I think you have a phd in English -youknowmyheart- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 07:52:35

• haha，大师的话厉害。我找不着地缝to hide，光天化日之下我脸红到一级烧伤。 -tern2- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 09:00:55

• haha!Appreciate your humor -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 09:29:40

• haha!Appreciate your humor -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 09:29:42

• haha... -tingfeng- ♀ (88 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 09:50:48

• mine -sportwoman- ♀ (682 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 06:07:57

• 很羡慕你们翻译家 -youknowmyheart- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 07:56:49

• haha just for fun. I like your sense of humor : )) -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 09:42:35

• Sunny,good job! -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 09:55:21

• :) Great work! -hammerheadshark- ♀ (255 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 18:08:39

• 鯊魚兄好! :) Thank you! -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 19:14:52

• 回复：给爱好翻译的童鞋们上道好菜!敬请品尝, -bmdn- ♀ (2706 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 07:58:44

• I wonder if "betaken" could be replaced by "occupied" -sportwoman- ♀ (72 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 09:37:01

• MBA--Married but available -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 09:57:34

• 回复：I wonder if "betaken" could be replaced by "occupied" -bmdn- ♀ (129 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 10:21:40

• got it! -sportwoman- ♀ (150 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 10:38:53

• 顶大牛! -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 09:42:00

• 回复：给爱好翻译的童鞋们上道好菜!敬请品尝, -tingfeng- ♀ (185 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 09:47:09

• 哈哈,同学们太有才了,特别bmdn,鼓掌! -rockcurrent- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 10:32:03

• 电影很好看, 谢谢! -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 11:12:07