乐一篇：Annoying Spelling

I have known my manager for more than 6 years. He is still using an old-fashioned weird keyboard. I don't know if it is because of the keyboard or some sub-conscious thing, he keeps on missing the "k" in look. Read the following IM:

WQ: Matt, the XX file is corrupted again.

Matt: Ok, I will take a loo

k

WQ: OMG, it's the second time this is happening!

Matt: what? the second time the file is corrupted? or?

WQ: NO! you missing the 'k'!

Matt: haha. I know. sorry about that. Oh, try this: xxxxxxx (some technical mumbo jumbo).

WQ: Thanks. Now you can go take a loo!

Matt: lol. brb

He didn't really leave the computer. 5 mins later:

WQ: Hey, Matt, are you back from the bathroom yet? It didn't work. 

Matt: oh, really? let me take another loo

WQ: , you either need to drink less water, or change your keyboard!!!

On the other hand, I have my own share of embarrassment. The other day:

WQ: Matt, I need to log off early today. The gardener is here. I need to go to homedepot to buy something called Gasser. It's a bomb thing that can get rid of the golfer in the backyard. 

Matt: Golfer? wow, Tiger Woods in your backyard?

WQ:  oh, sorry, it's gofer. I thought there is a "L" there. 

Now I just realized it should have been "gopher", thanks to 冲浪！

 

所有跟帖： 

• LOL! -ntotl- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/12/2013 postreply 18:26:04

• 哈哈，永学哥好！ -非文学青年- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/12/2013 postreply 21:10:15

• LOL! It is funny！ -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/12/2013 postreply 19:04:27

• 哈哈，美风周末愉快！ -非文学青年- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/12/2013 postreply 21:11:17

• Loo great! Wonderfu! -Lucidus- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/12/2013 postreply 19:22:41

• 哈哈，take a loo whenever you want! -非文学青年- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/12/2013 postreply 21:12:40

• 十年前我的一个同事电脑有点问题。我就帮她看是怎么回事。 -假糊涂- ♂ (509 bytes) () 04/12/2013 postreply 20:03:53

• 怎知道的？ -Lucidus- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/12/2013 postreply 20:44:16

• 猜的，哈 -假糊涂- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/13/2013 postreply 10:08:19

• I didn't get the second one either. -非文学青年- ♀ (59 bytes) () 04/12/2013 postreply 21:04:56

• 她的眼神。从照片里能感觉到她好像看到了 -假糊涂- ♂ (128 bytes) () 04/13/2013 postreply 10:46:00

• 扑哧！师兄真能牵强附会啊，哈哈。 -非文学青年- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/14/2013 postreply 12:32:49

• haha, boos, good one! xiaoman! -非文学青年- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/12/2013 postreply 21:01:20

• Gofer vs Gopher -冲浪潜水员- ♂ (796 bytes) () 04/12/2013 postreply 20:42:36

• omg, no wonder it looked weird when I typed it earlier. It shoul -非文学青年- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/12/2013 postreply 21:00:32

• Driving instructor -Lucidus- ♂ (20338 bytes) () 04/13/2013 postreply 06:25:25

• The poo instructor might be wondering all the time -冲浪潜水员- ♂ (29 bytes) () 04/13/2013 postreply 13:20:54

• Ha! -Lucidus- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/13/2013 postreply 17:37:39