俺来8一下,mouth noise

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I am not that noise sensitive, but I dislike gum chewing a lot. If it is just chewing, it is ok. Some people like to blow the bubbles, BIG bubbles. When the big bubble bursts, they just try to recycle the whole thing once again into the mouth with some residue on the tip of the nose. For a five year old, this may be cute, but for an adult, it is so gross and obnoxious.

Cracking gums in office setting will always be frown upon, even if one does it in one’s own cubicle. Some people may think it is the personal business since they are not doing it in public. But the endless popping, cracking, smacking sound is penetrating, making all the co-workers around you sick. If one day you find out all your neighbors put on headsets or earplugs. You know you definitely step on some nerves. However if someone has very bad mouth breath, I would rather let him cracking gums all day than stink my face when we have to talk.

Luckily I don’t have any one is my office is a big mouth-noise maker or has bad breath. But at home, my hu*****and always crunches his food when we have meals together. He is so versatile, he can slurp soup, he can smack on noodle, and he can even chomp on tofu. This used to drive me up the wall.

"Were you a chipmunk the previous life? How can you conduct business when you eat out with your partners like this?” Once I blasted him.

“No”, said he, “I only did this at home. The more I enjoy the food my dear wife prepared, the more noise my mouth will make. I would never do this in public. I save it for you”

Then I became speechless. OMG, I am the cook, the only cook in our family. So this disgusting noise-making thing should be some intimate top reward I should accept on my hands and knees. It’s so lame. Anyway, after so many years, I am kind of getting used to his annoying habit. If one day he is quiet at dinnertime, the first thing pops in my mind is not “what a great table manner, but is that spicy chicken too bland?”

Am I a pervert? ;)

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lilac呀,你的文章撰写的总是如此的生动形象,谢谢分享. -婉蕠- 给 婉蕠 发送悄悄话 婉蕠 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/02/2009 postreply 09:25:35

婉mm, you are always generous with your compliments. -lilac09- 给 lilac09 发送悄悄话 lilac09 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/02/2009 postreply 09:35:28

Lilac09总是妙笔生风 -马奎- 给 马奎 发送悄悄话 马奎 的博客首页 (56 bytes) () 11/02/2009 postreply 10:34:27

谢马同学表扬 -lilac09- 给 lilac09 发送悄悄话 lilac09 的博客首页 (442 bytes) () 11/02/2009 postreply 11:03:16

回复:谢马同学表扬 -马奎- 给 马奎 发送悄悄话 马奎 的博客首页 (242 bytes) () 11/02/2009 postreply 11:10:54

这就难怪了, -lilac09- 给 lilac09 发送悄悄话 lilac09 的博客首页 (142 bytes) () 11/02/2009 postreply 11:29:58

CO:Lilac09总是妙笔生风 -小千...千与千寻- 给 小千...千与千寻 发送悄悄话 小千...千与千寻 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/02/2009 postreply 11:12:59

谢千m谬赞,俺就不客气收下了 :) -lilac09- 给 lilac09 发送悄悄话 lilac09 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/02/2009 postreply 11:32:10

well, that's a happy family;) -梅石莹玉- 给 梅石莹玉 发送悄悄话 梅石莹玉 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/02/2009 postreply 12:05:49

you stand out with your proper vocabularies in your writing -englishreader- 给 englishreader 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 11/02/2009 postreply 18:51:10

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