二姐，您笑死俺了，那个“精分”是“精神分裂”的缩写~~

二姐，您笑死俺了，那个“精分”是“精神分裂”的缩写，俺又在整些没文化搞怪的东东

I am not that capable or fast. It took me at least two whole weekends to write up the main part and several other days to polish it. I only recited two short paragraphs I wrote and I bit my tongue thousands of times. So I totally give up the ambition to recite the whole article. I may take me one year to do that. :)

I hope one day my pronuciation could be as cystal clear and accurate as yours.

Thanks a lot for your flowers and applause.

You know what, that may cause 里拉的裹脚布 stinkier and longer in the future, 哈哈