Good student!

Hm... Pat on your little head (if you really have your own).

Well, the teacher is sarcastic but never talks about shitty bug. That's too dirty. Simply off the limit.

Let the teacher point out one more thing for you: trash talking is embarrassing. Take some actions.

Option 1. Instead of fighting a tiny bug on a Chinese BBS with a few spectators, why don’t you write to the mainstream media and defend your party mom?

Frankly, that’s a dead end. It’s like fighting the windmill. Right? And therefore, the teacher presents you another option.

Option 2. If you really love your party/government/motherland that much, why don’t buy a one-way ticket and go back there? I promise you won’t live with any anger, frustration you currently experience in the West. Moreover, if you have any kids, you will be happy to see them grow up patriotically with the right views on history and politics.

The teacher has told you all and will not reply any more on this issue.

May peace be with you, my dearest student.

Yours Humbly,

大鉚釘屎壳郎, the grand master jedi