Two English Jokes

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.

"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"

"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.

There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,

"I 'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."

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An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.

"Yes, Dad, what is it? "

"Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."

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• haha: preion -star-night- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/13/2009 postreply 07:06:38

• haha, 再来一个， One Wish Genie -李唐- ♂ (1218 bytes) () 01/13/2009 postreply 08:09:47

• 哈哈, POOR　ＧＥＮＩＥ -任我为- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/13/2009 postreply 08:22:26

• haha,,,,,, the first request is always the easiest!! -lovchina- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/13/2009 postreply 08:56:14

• LOL, is it really that hard? 回复：haha, 再来一个， One Wish Genie -palmtree- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/13/2009 postreply 10:57:05

• The author made Genie say so if you don't think it hard. -李唐- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/13/2009 postreply 12:25:44

• I see, the author is a male, or a wise woman:) -palmtree- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/13/2009 postreply 18:56:12

• VERY FUNNY -Erica_NJ- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/13/2009 postreply 19:22:43

• haha: A Blonde Guy Joke -李唐- ♂ (1382 bytes) () 01/13/2009 postreply 10:25:02

• LOL.... -任我为- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/13/2009 postreply 10:37:19