【找错?寻宝?】A Not Quite Perfect World History(3)

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In the Olympic Games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java. The reward to the victor was a coral wreath. The government of Athen was democratic because the people took the law into their own hands. There were no wars in Greece, as the mountains were so high that they couldn't climb over to see what their neighbors were doing. When they fought the Parisians, the Greeks were outnumbered because the Persians had more men .

Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks. History call people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long. At Roman banquets, the guests wore garlic in their hair. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March killed him because they thought he was going to be made king. Nero was a cruel tyrany who would torture his poor subjects by playing the fiddle to them.

Then came the Middle Ages. King Alfred conquered the Dames, King Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery, King Harlod mustarded his troops before the Battle of Hastings, Joan of Arc was cannonized by George Bernard Shaw, and the victims of the Black Death grew boobs on their necks. Finally, the Magna Carta provided that no free man should be hanged twice for the same offense.

In midevil times most of the people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the time was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verse and also wrote literature. Another tale tells of William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.

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alliterate illiterate... -走马读人- 给 走马读人 发送悄悄话 走马读人 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 08/23/2015 postreply 13:53:19

要是通篇看到头捧腹大笑就肯定全看出错误了。 -rancho2008- 给 rancho2008 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 08/23/2015 postreply 16:19:00

my script has not been checked by a pro editor. -走马读人- 给 走马读人 发送悄悄话 走马读人 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 08/23/2015 postreply 18:56:06

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