THE LAWYER KEEPS HIS PROMISE

THE LAWYER KEEPS HIS PROMISE

 

A dying man gives each of his best friends -- a lawyer, doctor and clergyman -- an envelope containing $25,000 in cash to be placed in his coffin.

 

A week later the man dies and the friends each place an envelope in the coffin. Several months later, the clergyman confesses that he only put $10,000 in the envelope and sent the rest to a mission in South America.

 

The doctor confesses that his envelope had only $8,000 because he donated to a medical charity.

 

The lawyer is outraged, "I am the only one who kept my promise to our dying friend. I want you both to know that the envelope I placed in the coffin contained my own personal check for the entire $25,000."

 

(ZT from: http://jokes.cc.com/funny-money-jokes/coxno8/the-lawyer-keeps-his-promise)

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• 朗诵得真好！ -~叶子~- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/25/2014 postreply 21:46:24

• Where where. :-). Thanks Leaflet! -anke_ba- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/27/2014 postreply 09:26:47

• The lawyer got all of the money, right? since no one can cash th -南山松- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/26/2014 postreply 17:47:27

• Yeah. Lawyers in general -anke_ba- ♂ (116 bytes) () 08/27/2014 postreply 09:33:31

• Nice reading. A funny joke. -dandelion1- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/03/2014 postreply 07:05:47