Clever Drunk
A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."
The drunk replies, "Boobs."
聪明的醉汉
一位女警官逮捕了一位醉汉,她警告他说:“你有权保持沉默,不然,你所说的一切,都将自个品尝”。
醉汉回答说:“奶子”。
(对不起,有点blatant.)