与“美语”有关的一则笑话

好久没来了，送给《美语世界》的朋友们一则笑话（千万别当真啊！）：
 

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.  It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.  

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..  

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking American English is apparently what kills you.


 

所有跟帖： 

• That is hilarious.lol.Have a nice week. -斓婷- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/29/2013 postreply 14:05:32

• 哈哈，我看到过，应该加一句： -非文学青年- ♀ (182 bytes) () 04/29/2013 postreply 14:27:55

• Good one! funny -bmdn- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/29/2013 postreply 14:31:28

• Great logic! -Lucidus- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/29/2013 postreply 14:59:18

• good one...:-) -同学小薇- ♀ (115 bytes) () 04/29/2013 postreply 19:21:08

• So happy I'm keeping my hometown accent -冲浪潜水员- ♂ (43 bytes) () 04/29/2013 postreply 19:57:44