My Guess

- if you give a man a fish, he will be totally weeded out.

It might ralate to the proverb "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."

 

- When a lord comes back, he would be driving a car with a bumper sticker that says: "What would I do?" and he should have his papers ready, because his name is Jesus (with strange pronunciation, he sues?).

This one might relate to first joke. Lord should have a humble bumper sticker. He should have his immigrant papers ready because Jesus(prounced Hay-Soose) is common in Mexican names. 

 

Just google results and my guess.

 

 

 

所有跟帖： 

• 永学哥和lilac说得都对，我再补充点儿 -非文学青年- ♀ (1223 bytes) () 04/01/2012 postreply 21:52:24

• 谢谢！没有相应文化背景，很难懂得其中的幽默。 -ntotl- ♂ (124 bytes) () 04/01/2012 postreply 22:04:45

• 同感。他的语调有点怪，但每个字发的很清楚，很容易听懂。记得他是东北人。 -NewVoice- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/02/2012 postreply 04:03:17

• 这才是正解 :) -lilac09- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/02/2012 postreply 06:11:45

• 你的解释比俺的好,谢谢~ -lilac09- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/02/2012 postreply 06:13:49