如果你是丈夫或妻子， 进来看看关于家庭生活的睿智幽默之语

Words of Wisdom and Humor for Hu*****ands And Wives


* The man who says his wife can't take a joke forgets that she took him.

* Don't judge your wife too harshly for her weaknesses. If she didn't have them, chances are she wouldn't have married you.

* A family consisits of a hu*****and who gets an idea, the kids who say it can't be done, and the wife who does it.

* Genuine happiness is when a wife sees a double chin on her hu*****and's old girlfriend.

* The best way to complement a wife is frequently.

* Intuition is when a wife tells her hu*****and that he has done something wrong before he even thinks of doing it.
(评论： Hey dude, this is so true!)

* If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you to do it.
(评论： Again, as a hu*****and, I hate to admit it, but this is so true, I know it from my own experiences, many times!)

* The best time to do the dishes is right after your wife tells you to.

* The safetest way to disagree with a wife is very quietly.

* The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once!
(评论： O trust me, tell you what, you don't want to do it this way!)

所有跟帖： 

• 进来看了，谢分享，新周好。 -楚雨- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/17/2011 postreply 17:28:25

• 谢谢回帖喜欢，同问新周好！ -宏扬道德- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/17/2011 postreply 19:01:03

• LOL。嗯，有模范老公的座右铭。 -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/17/2011 postreply 17:57:45

• 呵呵，模范老公一般都是聪明人，赠太太玫瑰，自己手有余香，win-win, 多好！ -宏扬道德- ♂ (58 bytes) () 10/17/2011 postreply 19:09:02

• 赞你的高IQ&EQ&SQ！ -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/18/2011 postreply 08:53:10

• IQ: Intelligence Quotient; EQ: Emotional Quotient -冲浪潜水员- ♂ (28 bytes) () 10/18/2011 postreply 15:11:12

• SQ：Social Quotient.和好学又好问学的。 -beautifulwind- ♀ (56 bytes) () 10/18/2011 postreply 15:23:10

• 谢谢您，哪里哪里，不敢当，惭愧！ -宏扬道德- ♂ (89 bytes) () 10/18/2011 postreply 19:45:21

• 所有疼自己老婆的男士都可得到此三高Qs头衔，以资鼓励！ -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/18/2011 postreply 20:44:55

• 好提议，赞同！建议从即日起开始实施 ： ） -宏扬道德- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/19/2011 postreply 06:37:49

• haha. A happy wife is a happy life. -非文学青年- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/17/2011 postreply 21:53:19

• 高， 实在是高！佩服一把! -宏扬道德- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/18/2011 postreply 06:04:15

• 呵呵，是一个给我们厨房remodel的contractor说的。 -非文学青年- ♀ (96 bytes) () 10/18/2011 postreply 13:28:51

• LOL!!! -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/18/2011 postreply 13:39:51

• 看来3Q高的第一个奖项非您老公莫属了，祝贺祝贺！ -宏扬道德- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/19/2011 postreply 06:39:43

• 哈哈哈哈， -北京二号- ♀ (138 bytes) () 10/18/2011 postreply 15:44:30

• No wife is good life. -一棵柳- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/20/2011 postreply 09:54:41