hahahaha. this is so funny, making me cry laughing all the time--well, I might be exagerating a little bit, but at least time and time again.
your "adventure" story is top-drawer entertainment. 太有创意了!~~
keep up the great work, shark! (hello, shark? if i'm not mistaken, didn't you tell us you were dead? you have got an epitaph from me, right? please, please do not frighten the dentist away, Mr. ghost~~~~~ kidding)