昨天回家, 儿子很兴奋地迎上来, "Daddy, I just started a business."

"What?"

"Check this out.  I plan to make origami and sell them for money."

"Here it is my businese plan."

"Wait a minute, who brought up this idea?"

"Me."

"Who approved this idea?"

"Me."

"I have hired 5 people to work for me."

"In order to make my employees happy, " he continued, "I allow them to bring a friend to work."

"Now, could you support me with $25 dollar?"

这小子, 你忽悠人忽悠到我头上, 到你高中毕业还不忽悠我买 BMW x5?

见我犹豫, 他马上用惯用的innocent眼光望着我, "Don't you want me to help out the school?"

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• HAHAHAHA.... -borisg- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/28/2019 postreply 06:32:15

• 好儿子，你该多给点 -CRUSH- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/28/2019 postreply 06:32:22

• 好生意人 -Fernanda-南美- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/28/2019 postreply 06:33:21

• LOL有想法 -mei9- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/28/2019 postreply 06:34:35

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