zt: What is said about Bald Bill:
- Bald Bill is so bald…
Bald Bill is so bald, even a wig won’t help!
- Bald Bill is still so bald…
Bald Bill is so bald you can see whats on his mind.
- Bald Bill, no hair yet….
Bald Bill is so bald that he took a shower and got brain-washed.
- Bald Bill, he’s still bald…
Bald Bill is so bald, his ears are hairier than his head.
- Bald Bill: Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?
Doctor: Yes, here is a paper bag !
- Why did Bald Bill go outside ?
To get some fresh hair !
- Bald Bill: Couldn’t you see I was going bald?
Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.
- Bald Bill: Why is my hairline receding?
Barber: It’s not. Your scalp is advancing.
- Bald Bill: I want a hair cut please.
Barber: Certainly. Which one?
- There are three ways a man wears his hair – parted- unparted or, like Bald Bill, departed.
- Bald Bill doesn’t call it a bald spot, he refers to it as “a haircut with a hole in it.”
- Three types
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.
If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.
Bald Bill is bald from front to back – he thinks he is sexy.
- Did God make Bald Bill?
A little girl climbed into Bald Bill’s lap and studied his white, balding head.
“Did God make you?”, she asked.
“Yes”, he answered.
“Did God make me too?” she wondered.
“Yes”, he replied.
“Well,” she shrugged, “don’t you think he’s doing a lot better job now
than he used to?”
- Bald Bill had to stop playing volleyball because people kept swinging at his head.
- Bald Bill’s friend tried to cheer him up, “Sure you’re losing your hair, but think how long a bottle of shampoo will last you.”
- Bald? Let’s just say that around Bald Bill’s house, the sun rises twice each morning.
- Bald Bill is so bald, you can see his thoughts.
- Bald Bill is so bald, instead of styling gel, he uses suntan oil.
- Bald Bill’s head is so shiny, the coast guard offered him a job as a lighthouse.
- Bald Bill was disappointed when his daughter started using his forehead as a makeup mirror.
