看了后妻和打假大作，俺如履薄冰，惶惶然而不可终日，夜不能眠。把有后妻嫌疑的，再次贴上，争取宽大处理。请仔细看看，踊跃打假检举，后妻在哪里？
#1 飞来一只（如乾隆名菜）红嘴绿鹦鹉。
俺：You are very pretty.
鹦: 咱XDJM都一样，遗传的，不稀罕。
俺：（马屁拍到鸟腿上啦！）
#2鹦: My cousin there is more beautiful .
#3俺：You are very cute. Everyone likes you.
鹦: 没什么了不起的。
俺：（这位小姐还挺谦虚的。）
#4-5俺：看来你还有什么高招。
鹦: 咱是dentist.
俺：见过你远房cousin替牛清牙清skin. 你也会？
鹦: They are only nurses. I am a dentist. 什么animal都会清。Do you like me to show you? Just find an animal.
#6 俺：There are only birds here. 没有牛。
鹦: Human being is also animal. 替你清一下？
俺：（你是铁嘴，俺可不是钢牙，找个台阶下。）I am going to take pictures.
鹦(loudly): Starting tomorrow, 一个花生豆清一个牙。Today, free of chaaarge.
旁白 : Several people are lining up immediately. The person in picture is the second in line. She said清牙清得很舒服。
俺：你真牛。
谢谢浏览！
