鹦鹉及后妻轶事

看了后妻和打假大作，俺如履薄冰，惶惶然而不可终日，夜不能眠。把有后妻嫌疑的，再次贴上，争取宽大处理。请仔细看看，踊跃打假检举，后妻在哪里？

#1 飞来一只（如乾隆名菜）红嘴绿鹦鹉。

      俺：You are very pretty.

      鹦:  咱XDJM都一样，遗传的，不稀罕。

     俺：（马屁拍到鸟腿上啦！）

#2鹦:  My cousin there is more beautiful .

#3俺：You are very cute. Everyone likes you.

      鹦:  没什么了不起的。

俺：（这位小姐还挺谦虚的。）

#4-5俺：看来你还有什么高招。

        鹦:  咱是dentist. 

       俺：见过你远房cousin替牛清牙清skin. 你也会？

       鹦:  They are only nurses. I am a dentist. 什么animal都会清。Do you like me to show you? Just find an animal. 

 

#6 俺：There are only birds here. 没有牛。

      鹦:  Human being is also animal. 替你清一下？

俺：（你是铁嘴，俺可不是钢牙，找个台阶下。）I am going to take pictures.

      鹦(loudly):  Starting tomorrow, 一个花生豆清一个牙。Today, free of chaaarge.

     旁白 : Several people are lining up immediately. The person in picture is the second in line. She said清牙清得很舒服。

俺：你真牛。

 

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