同事问的问题

作为公司里的唯一老中，我的一些同事没事就把我当作中国发言人般看待，时不时问我一些好笑又讨厌的问题 As the only Chinese in my company, some co-workers of mine treat me as the SPOKESPERSON of China. From time to time, they ask me some questions either laughable or annoying, such as:

---"Is prostitution legal in China? " 中国的娼妓合法吗？ My answer, "I don't know. Try it yourself there then you will know ." 我的回答，“我不知道，阁下可以去试一试探个究竟嘛。” （giggling, kidding)
 
---"Do Chinese people eat turkey? ”中国人吃火鸡吗?“ I said, " No, we eat dragon meat ..." 不，我们吃龙肉."

---"Is your family rich in China?" 在中国你们家有钱吗？ I looked at that person who asked and said, "Very poor, as poor as a church mouse. My aunt only has  6 factories, 10 apartment buildings for rent, and..." 我会看看那人然后说，“非常穷，穷得响当当。我姑姑就只有六家工厂，十栋出租的公寓，和。。。” 
 
---"Then why did you come to Canada?" “那你为啥来加拿大呢？”

"To meet nice people like you." “来认识如你这样好的人呀”


---"Are there many crimes in China?"   


"Just like your country..."

所有跟帖： 

• 不答，笑笑就好，偶最怕鬼佬说“你好吗?", -俗世痴- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2013 postreply 05:32:37

• 昨天那个离谱， -sportwoman- ♀ (658 bytes) () 12/21/2013 postreply 06:09:17

• 哈哈！为啥怕“你好吗?"？ -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2013 postreply 08:28:15

• 实话实说吗。 -丰台大营- ♀ (84 bytes) () 12/21/2013 postreply 09:28:01

• 呵呵：）你太急了，没看完全部 -sportwoman- ♀ (124 bytes) () 12/21/2013 postreply 10:01:53

• 原来如此， 抱歉， 抱歉！ -丰台大营- ♀ (29 bytes) () 12/21/2013 postreply 19:07:42

• ：） 木有的事。。。 -sportwoman- ♀ (65 bytes) () 12/22/2013 postreply 07:06:03

• 有水平。 -mister986- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2013 postreply 21:28:15

• LOL -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/22/2013 postreply 07:06:17

• 这些问题都很平常啊，没看出有什么挑衅啊? -plum8- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2013 postreply 22:32:55

• 也许我对那个同事有点意见。呵呵 -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/22/2013 postreply 07:07:03

• 回答的挺好。几只有墨：） -Julie116- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2013 postreply 23:16:23

• 谢谢！ 幽默感能化化干戈为玉帛。 -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/22/2013 postreply 07:09:15

• 公司人际关系，是很敏感的。直接这么发难的，多是竞争却又竞争不过老中的对手，就开玩下三烂。 -吃素的狼- ♀ (381 bytes) () 12/22/2013 postreply 00:06:35

• 学习了，LOL -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/22/2013 postreply 07:05:19

• 楼主太敏感了，不过是没到过中国的人对中国好奇而已。实话实说，没必要这样。 -过路人路过- ♂ (66 bytes) () 12/22/2013 postreply 03:05:23

• 呵呵，批评接受。哈哈哈！：）谢谢 -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/22/2013 postreply 07:04:25

• 哦，如果你看我前面写的几篇，可能你会有所改观。不过有则改之无则加勉。谢谢Anyway！ -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/22/2013 postreply 08:26:40

• Stupid people ask stupid questions. Just reply with smile "I do -iamhereforfun2- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/22/2013 postreply 11:00:38

• 回复：Stupid people ask stupid questions. Just reply with smile "I -iamhereforfun2- ♀ (24 bytes) () 12/22/2013 postreply 11:01:17

• 三克油！next time I will try to bite my tongue without hurting mysel -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/22/2013 postreply 15:00:29

• 楼主是觉得自己回答得很妙，所以中英文都来 -laborlaw- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/22/2013 postreply 17:21:43

• 众里寻他千百度！知音呀！：）Kidding. 哪里哪里，英语很多错，第一句就错了。谢谢多多指教！ -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/22/2013 postreply 18:15:46

• 简直是无话可说了 -天地谈- ♀ (178 bytes) () 12/22/2013 postreply 19:03:52

• 这个工作是够无聊，大家都嘴巴没停，聊天，吹水，偷吃，东一句西一句。说High了口没遮拦 -sportwoman- ♀ (42 bytes) () 12/22/2013 postreply 19:30:32

• 如果是针对刁难的人的问题，那么回答的挺好。如果人家只是好奇如第二个问题，可以更友好一点。 -haagendaze- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/22/2013 postreply 20:02:51