作为公司里的唯一老中,我的一些同事没事就把我当作中国发言人般看待,时不时问我一些好笑又讨厌的问题 As the only Chinese in my company, some co-workers of mine treat me as the SPOKESPERSON of China. From time to time, they ask me some questions either laughable or annoying, such as:
---"Is prostitution legal in China? " 中国的娼妓合法吗? My answer, "I don't know. Try it yourself there then you will know ." 我的回答,“我不知道,阁下可以去试一试探个究竟嘛。” (giggling, kidding)
---"Do Chinese people eat turkey? ”中国人吃火鸡吗?“ I said, " No, we eat dragon meat ..." 不,我们吃龙肉."
---"Is your family rich in China?" 在中国你们家有钱吗? I looked at that person who asked and said, "Very poor, as poor as a church mouse. My aunt only has 6 factories, 10 apartment buildings for rent, and..." 我会看看那人然后说,“非常穷,穷得响当当。我姑姑就只有六家工厂,十栋出租的公寓,和。。。”
---"Then why did you come to Canada?" “那你为啥来加拿大呢?”
"To meet nice people like you." “来认识如你这样好的人呀”
---"Are there many crimes in China?"
"Just like your country..."
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不答,笑笑就好,偶最怕鬼佬说“你好吗?",
-俗世痴-
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12/21/2013 postreply
05:32:37
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昨天那个离谱,
-sportwoman-
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12/21/2013 postreply
06:09:17
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哈哈!为啥怕“你好吗?"?
-sportwoman-
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12/21/2013 postreply
08:28:15
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实话实说吗。
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12/21/2013 postreply
09:28:01
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呵呵:)你太急了,没看完全部
-sportwoman-
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12/21/2013 postreply
10:01:53
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原来如此, 抱歉, 抱歉!
-丰台大营-
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12/21/2013 postreply
19:07:42
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:) 木有的事。。。
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12/22/2013 postreply
07:06:03
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有水平。
-mister986-
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12/21/2013 postreply
21:28:15
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LOL
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12/22/2013 postreply
07:06:17
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这些问题都很平常啊,没看出有什么挑衅啊?
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12/21/2013 postreply
22:32:55
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也许我对那个同事有点意见。呵呵
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12/22/2013 postreply
07:07:03
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谢谢! 幽默感能化化干戈为玉帛。
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12/22/2013 postreply
07:09:15
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公司人际关系,是很敏感的。直接这么发难的,多是竞争却又竞争不过老中的对手,就开玩下三烂。
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12/22/2013 postreply
00:06:35
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学习了,LOL
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12/22/2013 postreply
07:05:19
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楼主太敏感了,不过是没到过中国的人对中国好奇而已。实话实说,没必要这样。
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12/22/2013 postreply
03:05:23
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呵呵,批评接受。哈哈哈!:)谢谢
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12/22/2013 postreply
07:04:25
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哦,如果你看我前面写的几篇,可能你会有所改观。不过有则改之无则加勉。谢谢Anyway!
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12/22/2013 postreply
08:26:40
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Stupid people ask stupid questions. Just reply with smile "I do
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12/22/2013 postreply
11:00:38
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回复:Stupid people ask stupid questions. Just reply with smile "I
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12/22/2013 postreply
11:01:17
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三克油!next time I will try to bite my tongue without hurting mysel
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12/22/2013 postreply
15:00:29
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楼主是觉得自己回答得很妙,所以中英文都来
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12/22/2013 postreply
17:21:43
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众里寻他千百度!知音呀!:)Kidding. 哪里哪里,英语很多错,第一句就错了。谢谢多多指教!
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12/22/2013 postreply
18:15:46
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简直是无话可说了
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12/22/2013 postreply
19:03:52
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这个工作是够无聊,大家都嘴巴没停,聊天,吹水,偷吃,东一句西一句。说High了口没遮拦
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12/22/2013 postreply
19:30:32
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如果是针对刁难的人的问题,那么回答的挺好。如果人家只是好奇如第二个问题,可以更友好一点。
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12/22/2013 postreply
20:02:51