同事问的问题

作为公司里的唯一老中，我的一些同事没事就把我当作中国发言人般看待，时不时问我一些好笑又讨厌的问题 As the only Chinese in my company, some co-workers of mine treat me as the SPOKESPERSON of China. From time to time, they ask me some questions either laughable or annoying, such as:

---"Is prostitution legal in China? " 中国的娼妓合法吗？ My answer, "I don't know. Try it yourself there then you will know ." 我的回答，“我不知道，阁下可以去试一试探个究竟嘛。” （giggling, kidding)
 
---"Do Chinese people eat turkey? ”中国人吃火鸡吗?“ I said, " No, we eat dragon meat ..." 不，我们吃龙肉."

---"Is your family rich in China?" 在中国你们家有钱吗？ I looked at that person who asked and said, "Very poor, as poor as a church mouse. My aunt only has  6 factories, 10 apartment buildings for rent, and..." 我会看看那人然后说，“非常穷，穷得响当当。我姑姑就只有六家工厂，十栋出租的公寓，和。。。” 
 
---"Then why did you come to Canada?" “那你为啥来加拿大呢？”

"To meet nice people like you." “来认识如你这样好的人呀”


---"Are there many crimes in China?"   


"Just like your country..."