姜是老的辣, 撅属挺家强

如果有小姐问我“You have what thing？”

估计我就得找条地缝往里钻了... 唉, 人"穷"志短哪!


Speaking of chinglish, here is something else to share: Conversation overheard at a Chinese theatre box office.

"May I have two tickets for the 8:30 show, please?"

"Today see? Tomorrow see?"

"Today, of course. Why did you ask, though?"

"Today see, stand see. Tomorrow see, sit see."

"What?! Who wants to watch a two-hour feature movie in the theatre standing up?"

"No waste speak! Today see, stand see; tomorrow see, sit see! See no see? No see go away!"

所有跟帖： 

• hahahaha~~,老兄好记性+好听力，要我早晕了 -撅着挺好- ♂ (17 bytes) () 12/05/2009 postreply 18:44:32

• 嘿嘿，又抓一个。 -猪三毛- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/05/2009 postreply 18:46:20

• 比较好玩的是，国内人说话都跟黑道上的似的，爽 -世界无童话- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/05/2009 postreply 19:14:53

• 回复：姜是老的辣, 撅属挺家强 -yijibang- ♂ (130 bytes) () 12/06/2009 postreply 08:15:04