一个前台小姐的八级英语！！

昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：


>前台小姐：“Hello.”
老外：“Hi.”
前台小姐：“You have what thing？”
老外：“Can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”
老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have >time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing >？”
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”

所有跟帖： 

• k, 老外的确比我英语好。。。 -撅着挺好- ♂ (89 bytes) () 12/05/2009 postreply 17:30:08

• 姜是老的辣, 撅属挺家强 -不撅也行- ♂ (635 bytes) () 12/05/2009 postreply 18:19:30

• hahahaha~~,老兄好记性+好听力，要我早晕了 -撅着挺好- ♂ (17 bytes) () 12/05/2009 postreply 18:44:32

• 嘿嘿，又抓一个。 -猪三毛- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/05/2009 postreply 18:46:20

• 比较好玩的是，国内人说话都跟黑道上的似的，爽 -世界无童话- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/05/2009 postreply 19:14:53

• 回复：姜是老的辣, 撅属挺家强 -yijibang- ♂ (130 bytes) () 12/06/2009 postreply 08:15:04

• top gun -眼冒金星- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/05/2009 postreply 22:46:39