老婆问

Did you go to Gym today?

老公：No, but I ran twice 

老婆：Really?!

老公：Yeah, first I ran out of beer, then I ran and got some.

【来自网络】话说，我一上午在Gym. 现在还在桑拿ing...
 

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• wife tells her programmer husband, -喵儿爸- ♂ (368 bytes) () 03/31/2024 postreply 15:51:51

• 哈哈哈，笑死了， 笑话程序员 if then的思维啊：) -GoGym- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/31/2024 postreply 16:48:23

• 有个哥们要借钱，问借多少，答给1000吧，好凑个整儿，给你1024. -<好片>- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/31/2024 postreply 17:59:24

• 1024 什么意思？ -LexusOnly- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/31/2024 postreply 18:45:36

• 2的十次方.1024 bytes = 1KB -喵儿爸- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/31/2024 postreply 18:53:00

• 计算机术语，1k=1024 -<好片>- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/31/2024 postreply 19:16:08

• while更狠 -喵儿爸- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/31/2024 postreply 18:53:47