正儿八经做地主四个年头了，见识了各种档次和素质的房客，记录几个特殊的风花雪月，以后沙滩上怀念。
今天要说的是漂亮白妞Bell. 这个房客是我从前房东手里接手的。房子刚接手没几天， 她就给我发短信，说她要求我换锁， 说他男朋友和他闹掰了也搬走了，她很害怕他半夜过来伤害她。我赶紧查了一下租约给她回信： 对不起， 我不能给你换锁，因为他仍在租约上，没有他同意，我不能把他锁在门外。我暗示她，她实在害怕可以自己换锁。 然而， 第二天一早， 她就短信我说， 坏了，她开门时把钥匙断在里边了！ 奶奶的， 我心里暗骂， 当我是傻子。 我回信说十分钟后我可以给你换锁。 我匆匆赶过去一看，漂漂亮亮的白妞，身边一个乌黑的黑人少年，歪戴着棒球帽。她大方的给我说这是她男朋友。我很诧异的说， 不是说他搬走了吗？ NO, That's my ex. 靠！ 这合约刚签两个月啊，就换男朋友了。一边换锁，一边给她聊天。 她在动物园照顾动物。 前男友没有工作，从来不交房租。现在这个男友也没有工作，是个学生。匆匆换完锁， 给了她两把钥匙。暗暗替这白妞不值，为啥这样瞎搞男朋友。
树欲静，风不止。 没有几天，这白妞就又发信，说热水不热，而且是从入住都不热。 我就去给他调高了温度。 再过几天，又来信，说有蚂蚁，我就去给她杀蚂蚁。 每次去，都是黑男子在家。感觉很不爽，心想，得找个机会让他们滚蛋为妙。
忽然一个凌晨，我起床去厕所看一眼手机。 满满的一屏短信提示。 我一看，奶奶的， 编故事呢？！ 说她要求搬走，说前男友昨天晚上破门而入。 踢坏了两个门。挟持她和她的现男友。开了一枪，差点爆头。最后问我能不能退押金？ 我靠， 当我傻瓜吗？这狗血谎话。 我淡淡的回了一句：sure you can break the lease, I will check the damage first today. 顺便揶揄了一句：have the police arrested your ex? 心里想， 赶紧滚蛋吧！
一大早， 我去出租房， 隔壁租客看见我跑过来说：你知道吗？昨天晚上好多警车在这里啊！心里咯噔一下，原来是真的啊！
Two adults and two juveniles — including one teen accused of pistol whipping a man — were arrested over the weekend after a home invasion on Creek Road, police said.
Police were dispatched to a home invasion call at Creek Road, around 3:40 a.m. Saturday about a woman being threatened by someone with a gun. When officers arrived, they saw three black males dressed in dark clothing leaving the apartment. When officers ordered the three to stop, the suspects took off running through some nearby woods.
The callers told police the men had kicked in the apartment door and threatened them with a gun, then stole around $2,200. A K9 officer and his handler tracked a trail to a backpack at 4205 Ranch Road. The dog then continued to search and led his handler to a unsecured basement door of a residence on LaCasa Drive. One juvenile was found hiding in the basement and officers took him into custody.
While the K9 officer was tracking the suspects, Officer William Saulsbury interviewed the reported victims. The homeowner told police that she, her boyfriend, a friend and the friend’s infant were in the apartment when the boyfriend saw a Mercury Mountaineer driving around the apartment area.
Police and court documents said:
• Within a few minutes, there was a knock at the door. The man at the door pulled out a handgun, so the two adults ran upstairs while the friend and baby stayed downstairs.
• The suspects kicked in the door and entered the residence. The male victim and his girlfriend hid in an upstairs bathroom and locked the door, but the intruders kicked that door in, too. At that point, the male victim tried to disarm the suspect and during the struggle, the firearm discharged into the floor above the location of the adult and infant downstairs.
• The male victim was then beaten and pistol whipped by one of the juvenile suspects who had the gun, The suspects went through drawers until they found a wallet that contained the $2,200 that belonged to the female victim who lived in the apartment.
• The victims said they knew the juvenile with the gun as well as Garcia and Cole. The victims also identified the juvenile found hiding in the basement of a nearby residence as one of the intruders.
Cole and Garcia were being held at the Washington County Detention Center on $157,000 bond and $146,000 bond, respectively. Both juveniles were being held at the Upper East Tennessee Regional Juvenile Detention Center. A detention hearing for them was scheduled for Wednesday.
