【童趣】童言童趣三则

近日，书香之家论坛喜不单行，上周才闻宝刀未老的葱姐（花似鹿葱）荣任书香版主，今天获悉年轻有为的秋兰君（renqiulan / 纫秋兰）也走马上任，特此献上《童言童趣三则》表示祝贺！秋兰君博古通今，中西合璧，再加上爱猫（lovecat08）和葱姐两位大姐大，一定会让书香之家好戏连台，香飘万里！

Mom: Baby, will you grow up to be President?
Boy: No
Mom: Why?
Boy: Just like you can only become a police officer if you are born in the police station
Mom: Then, who will you become?
Boy: A dad!

Girl: Mom, I love every part of you, except for your brain and mouth
Mom: Why?
Girl: Because your brain makes your mouth say so many rules

Little boy said to his twin sister: I want to marry you
Dad: No, you can only marry a girl outside our family
Boy: Then, why you married mommy? 

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• Thank you so very much! I'm a rookie learning the ropes. -renqiulan- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 07:25:18

• You're a very nice fit for this role! -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 07:34:15

• I'm a rookie learning the ropes.——这句真好，可以对照刘三姐：我是嫩鸟才学唱。。。 -花似鹿葱- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 08:08:12

• who will you become? or whom will you become? -Zhuzitaba- ♂ (42 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 07:27:53

• Just Google it, you will know the answer ：） -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 07:30:58

• 俺已经在上面有答案了：）：）：） -Zhuzitaba- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 13:45:01

• Screenwriters are on strike. Your talent is in great demand. -renqiulan- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 07:28:34

• 秋兰过奖了，these jokes came from my real life ：） -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 07:37:38

• I like your tongue-in-cheek punchlines. Keep coming, please. -renqiulan- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 18:43:09

• Thanks, 灵感可遇而不可求 ：） -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 20:06:12

• 好笑话啊！ -lovecat08- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 07:42:11

• 让人深思！ -lovecat08- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 07:42:58

• 爱猫笑口常开 ：） -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 07:48:19

• 抱抱7妹！你咋姗姗来迟呀！ -花似鹿葱- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 07:54:31

• 问好葱姐！周末忙于生产笑话的生活，哈哈哈 -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 07:58:33

• 童言无忌，一针见血！ -花似鹿葱- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 07:56:13

• 见了血，还大笑，哈哈哈！ -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 08:00:43

• 让男人见血俺大笑！ -花似鹿葱- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 08:09:05

• 与七妹娃讲相声呀：） -AP33912- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 10:52:00

• 谢谢AP君来读童言童趣 -CBA7- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/08/2023 postreply 20:10:02