【童趣】童言童趣三则

来源: 于 2023-05-08 07:02:53 [博客] [旧帖] [给我悄悄话] 本文已被阅读：次

近日，书香之家论坛喜不单行，上周才闻宝刀未老的葱姐（花似鹿葱）荣任书香版主，今天获悉年轻有为的秋兰君（renqiulan / 纫秋兰）也走马上任，特此献上《童言童趣三则》表示祝贺！秋兰君博古通今，中西合璧，再加上爱猫（lovecat08）和葱姐两位大姐大，一定会让书香之家好戏连台，香飘万里！

Mom: Baby, will you grow up to be President?
Boy: No
Mom: Why?
Boy: Just like you can only become a police officer if you are born in the police station
Mom: Then, who will you become?
Boy: A dad!

Girl: Mom, I love every part of you, except for your brain and mouth
Mom: Why?
Girl: Because your brain makes your mouth say so many rules

Little boy said to his twin sister: I want to marry you
Dad: No, you can only marry a girl outside our family
Boy: Then, why you married mommy? 


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