黄色笑话

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, “I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you.”
She said, “NO!”
Johnny said, “I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.”
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, “Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.”
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She responded, “The bastard used coins!”

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• 也看过。再来。 -乘机思汉- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/09/2014 postreply 14:54:58

• 这个好，黄而不腻 -六甲山翁- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/09/2014 postreply 14:57:24

• 你当是梅菜扣肉啊？ -乘机思汉- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/09/2014 postreply 15:03:43