波士顿重组，人人都来欺负。我们反击一下吧。

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波士顿球迷编导：

Telephone rings and DA picks it up

DA: “Hello, its Danny”
Morey: “Hey Danny, its Morey, the GM from Houston”
DA:“Hey Morey, what can I do for you?”
Morey:“Well…eeeehmm..how do I put this….Well, are you willing to do a deal where we get Rondo?”
DA:“Not really, havent you read my statement in the press?”
Morey:“Yeah, but I also seen you have had talks with Kings and Raptors about a deal. So I thought I would make a pitch for him aswell”
DA:" So you believe in rumours, do you?….ok what do you have in mind then?. Cant hurt to see what you want to part ways with"
Morey:" hmmm, you know I am not trying to insult you right?..well ok, here goes. We are will to part with Lin, Asik and 2 1st round draft picks"
DA:" You gotta be…ohh and did you just release a romour on twitter that we were in talks about Rondo?..First of, those picks are worth nothing and second if…and its a big big if we at least want Harden and the picks"
Morey:“But I cant do that”
DA:“As I said I am not taading Rondo”
Morey:“Ok, you cant fault a guy for trying”
DA:“Ofc not..Bye now”
Morey:“Bye”

Danny hangs up the phone and calls his secretary:
DA:“If that fool Morey calls again I am out playing golf and wont be back untill after the deadline”
Secretary:“Sure Danny. I will give him that message”
DA:“Good. Now if any other GM’s call I am here. I do have some guys I want to get rid of”
Secretary:“ok”