女人好比梨,外甜内酸。吃梨的人不知道梨的心是酸的,因为吃到最后就把心扔掉了,所以男人从来不懂女人的心。
男人就好比洋葱,想要看到男人的心就需要一层一层去剥!但在剥的过程中你会不断流泪,剥到最后你才知道洋葱是没心的……
A lady helps her man to install a new computer.
Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, a word that he’ll
always remember.
As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife and with a macho
gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects: penis.
But he is annoyed with her reaction: As he hits “enter”, to validate the
selection, his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in
hysteria.
The computer had replied: TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED!
十八大主要成果:
1、眼镜摘了。
2、语速正常了。
3、普通话标准了。
4、第一夫人拿得出手了。
5、习主席、李总理,正读反读都可以。
6、今年就业形势更差了,连常委都少招了两个。
一周的心情,对号入座,太传神了!
听说女屌丝对话最近很火~~【来个屌丝男版本哟哟】