女人是鸭梨，男人是洋葱

女人好比梨，外甜内酸。吃梨的人不知道梨的心是酸的，因为吃到最后就把心扔掉了，所以男人从来不懂女人的心。

男人就好比洋葱，想要看到男人的心就需要一层一层去剥！但在剥的过程中你会不断流泪，剥到最后你才知道洋葱是没心的……

 

A lady helps her man to install a new computer.

 

 

Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, a word that he’ll

always remember.

As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife and with a macho

gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects: penis.

But he is annoyed with her reaction: As he hits “enter”, to validate the

selection, his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in

hysteria.

The computer had replied: TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED!





十八大主要成果：

1、眼镜摘了。

2、语速正常了。

3、普通话标准了。

4、第一夫人拿得出手了。

5、习主席、李总理，正读反读都可以。

6、今年就业形势更差了，连常委都少招了两个。

 

 

一周的心情，对号入座，太传神了！

 

听说女屌丝对话最近很火~~【来个屌丝男版本哟哟】