不想上班找啥理由好涅？看看别人请病假的理由

原文在此

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/national/the-most-ridiculous-sick-day-excuses-of-all-time/story-fndo1sx1-1226494193889

• Employee forgot he had been hired for the job


• Employee said her dog was having a nervous breakdown


• Employee’s dead grandmother was being exhumed for a police investigation


• Employee said a bird bit her


• Employee was upset after watching “The Hunger Games”


• Employee got sick from reading too much


• Employee was suffering from a broken heart


• Employee’s hair turned orange from dying her hair at home


• Employee’s girlfriend poked him in the eye

下面是我们这儿的人的贡献：

i have to stay home and make sure my goldfish doesnt get eaten by my cat.

I'm sick of work !

 

Me; Hi Boss, there is something wrong with my eyes.

Boss; What is it?

Me; I can't see myself coming in today

所有跟帖： 

• 我有一回迟到，说昨晚喝多了，老板表示理由很正当 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/12/2012 postreply 08:03:50

• 我从来都默认头晚喝多了的同事第二天可以迟些到:-))) -笑比哭好- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/12/2012 postreply 08:35:52

• 失敬！失敬 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/12/2012 postreply 13:25:09

• 你那儿招人不？ -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/12/2012 postreply 19:34:22

• 关键是你要说明你喝的是啥：｠ -阿尤- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/12/2012 postreply 19:47:44