不想上班找啥理由好涅？看看别人请病假的理由

原文在此

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/national/the-most-ridiculous-sick-day-excuses-of-all-time/story-fndo1sx1-1226494193889

• Employee forgot he had been hired for the job



• Employee said her dog was having a nervous breakdown



• Employee’s dead grandmother was being exhumed for a police investigation



• Employee said a bird bit her



• Employee was upset after watching “The Hunger Games”



• Employee got sick from reading too much



• Employee was suffering from a broken heart



• Employee’s hair turned orange from dying her hair at home



• Employee’s girlfriend poked him in the eye

下面是我们这儿的人的贡献：

i have to stay home and make sure my goldfish doesnt get eaten by my cat.

I'm sick of work !

 

Me; Hi Boss, there is something wrong with my eyes.

Boss; What is it?

Me; I can't see myself coming in today