拍MP 的艺术
儿子贪玩 , 吃饭了, 喊半天才下楼. 老爸面露愠色.
俺赶紧边放碗筷 , 边对儿子说: “ 今天你姐不在, 你就坐老爸边上, 我们围着他坐 , 他是家里的主人嘛. "
儿子扫了一眼他爸, 说 : ”Ya, he is the most important person in our family. “ 老爸一听, 喝口小酒, 发不出火来了. 儿子又转过身来拍拍俺肩膀, 说：“Of course, you are the most powerful person in our family. “
这臭小子，德性！难道不知道 the most important 的都想冲前台，而 the most powerful 的都想藏幕后吗？
看来还得继续调教。
告状的艺术
三申五令不能在楼上留装甜水的杯子过夜, 今天一早还是发现了这样的一只杯子. 老妈很生气, 后果很严重.
“谁干的?!” 老妈开始咆哮了.
“噢,我知道谁干的.” 儿子一阵风似地从楼上跑到我跟前.
“谁?”
“反正不是我, “ 儿子得意地笑着, “ 当然也不会是你, 这规矩是你定的嘛.”
“那，到底是谁呢？＂
“爸爸肯定是不敢违背你的啦～＂
＂你就是说，这是姐姐干的喽？＂
＂哈哈，这可不是我说的啊．＂
十万个为什么
儿子班上来了个新同学Ｍ，两人很投缘． 我们就让他八卦一下Ｍ，让我们好有所了解．
＂Ｍ was expelled from his old school and transferred to our school."
"Oh,Why?"
"He took a knife to the school and showed it to his classmates."
"Who told you that?”
"M, himself. "
"Oh, then don't spread this info out to others. "
"Okay, the question is: two hundreds of other kids told me that too. Of course , I exaggerated the number a little bit. “
“How is M?”
“He is very unique．We are close friend now. He likes to ask WHY alot. ＂
＂这是好事啊，勤学好问嘛．＂
＂He reminds me of Albert Einstein，who always asked Why, Why, Why?”
＂这样上课问老师的话，不是能让你们知道更多知识了吗？＂
＂Not really. For example, when a wife tells a hu*****and ：＂Go get a job！＂
The hu*****and says:“Why?”
