私房语录 (46-48)

 

 

拍MP 的艺术

儿子贪玩 , 吃饭了, 喊半天才下楼. 老爸面露愠色.

俺赶紧边放碗筷 , 边对儿子说: “ 今天你姐不在, 你就坐老爸边上, 我们围着他坐 , 他是家里的主人嘛. "

儿子扫了一眼他爸, 说 : ”Ya, he is the most important person in our family. “ 老爸一听, 喝口小酒, 发不出火来了. 儿子又转过身来拍拍俺肩膀, 说：“Of course, you are the most powerful person in our family. “

这臭小子，德性！难道不知道 the most important 的都想冲前台，而 the most powerful 的都想藏幕后吗？

看来还得继续调教。

 

告状的艺术

三申五令不能在楼上留装甜水的杯子过夜,  今天一早还是发现了这样的一只杯子.  老妈很生气, 后果很严重. 

 “谁干的?!”  老妈开始咆哮了.

 “噢,我知道谁干的.”  儿子一阵风似地从楼上跑到我跟前. 

“谁?”

“反正不是我, “ 儿子得意地笑着, “ 当然也不会是你, 这规矩是你定的嘛.”

“那，到底是谁呢？＂

“爸爸肯定是不敢违背你的啦～＂

＂你就是说，这是姐姐干的喽？＂

＂哈哈，这可不是我说的啊．＂

 

十万个为什么

儿子班上来了个新同学Ｍ，两人很投缘．　我们就让他八卦一下Ｍ，让我们好有所了解．　

＂Ｍ was expelled from his old school and transferred to our school."

"Oh,Why?"

 

"He took a knife to the school and showed it to his classmates."

"Who told you that?”

"M, himself. "

"Oh, then don't spread this info out to others. "

"Okay, the question is:  two hundreds of other kids told me that too.  Of course , I exaggerated the number a little bit. “

 

“How is M?”

“He is very unique．We are close friend now.  He likes to ask WHY alot. ＂

＂这是好事啊，勤学好问嘛．＂

 

＂He reminds me of Albert Einstein，who always asked Why, Why, Why?”

＂这样上课问老师的话，不是能让你们知道更多知识了吗？＂

＂Not really.  For example,   when a wife  tells  a  hu*****and ：＂Go get a job！＂

The  hu*****and says:“Why?”