医生

The Doctors:
 
A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles;  we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
 
The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person;  we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
 
Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person;  we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
 

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....  in the USA (about 2 years ago) we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls... we made him President of the United States, and now... the whole country is looking for work !"

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MAN with no brains, no heart, and no balls... we made him Presid -鸿浩- 给 鸿浩 发送悄悄话 鸿浩 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 08/06/2011 postreply 12:30:40

厉害啊。 -wxcsci- 给 wxcsci 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 08/06/2011 postreply 13:51:41

the whole country is looking for work.不知该哭还是该笑了。 -许你一世欢颜- 给 许你一世欢颜 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 08/06/2011 postreply 16:32:29

把布什的屎盆子扣奥巴马头上了 -500miles- 给 500miles 发送悄悄话 500miles 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 08/06/2011 postreply 19:01:45

这也太损了吧! -幼时蓝精灵- 给 幼时蓝精灵 发送悄悄话 幼时蓝精灵 的博客首页 (68 bytes) () 08/07/2011 postreply 11:27:00

这是个老笑话,只是把最后那个改成08了。原来的是这样地。。。 -徒劳- 给 徒劳 发送悄悄话 (2273 bytes) () 08/07/2011 postreply 17:57:50

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