医生

The Doctors:

 

A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles;  we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

 

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person;  we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

 

Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person;  we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

 

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....  in the USA (about 2 years ago) we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls... we made him President of the United States, and now... the whole country is looking for work !"