图解三字经（中英对照版）

     人之初 At the begining of life.
     
性本善 Sex is good.
      
性相近 Basically,all the sex are same.

 

习相远 But it depends on how the way you do it.
       


苟不教 If you do not practise all the time.

                 
性乃迁 Sex will leave you..
      
教之道 The way of learning it
      
       
贵以专 is very important to make love with only one person.
        

昔孟母 Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
      
择邻处 chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
      
子不学 If you don't study hard,
      

断机杼 Your dick will become useless.
       
     
窦燕山 Dou, the famous,
      
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
      
教五子 All his five son took it
     
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
       

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
       
父之过 It is all your fault.
       
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
       
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
      
子不学 You may refuse to study this
      

非所宜 but that is a real mistake
       
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
           

老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
      
玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
      
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
     

 

所有跟帖： 

• 长见识 -NewBird- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/15/2011 postreply 19:27:29

• 孟母跟孟姜女不是一个人。这种错误太低级了吧？ -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/15/2011 postreply 19:38:15

• 管她是孟母还是孟姜女啊，如此择邻能不哭倒长城吗？哈哈 -七彩奶油- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/15/2011 postreply 19:43:36

• 谢谢指正。向孟母致以深深的歉意︽⊙＿⊙︽ (⊙＿⊙) (@口@) -股香股色- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/15/2011 postreply 21:45:35

• 择邻处，油菜啊~~ -七彩奶油- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/15/2011 postreply 19:40:18

• “贵以专”翻错了，“专”应作speciality; expert解 -π- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/15/2011 postreply 19:45:48

• 哈哈哈，大派更有才。。。 -七彩奶油- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/15/2011 postreply 20:07:49

• 真正的专家*^◎^* ~~~^_^~~~ ~~~///(^v^)\\\~~~ -股香股色- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/15/2011 postreply 21:47:37

• 不许骂派哥 -朱哥靓- ♂ (472 bytes) () 07/16/2011 postreply 04:12:48

• 太深刻生动了，好教材 -小艾妈妈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/15/2011 postreply 21:06:35

• 哈哈哈，断机梳。。。。 -寒风雪- ♂ (41 bytes) () 07/15/2011 postreply 22:48:47

• ：）））这个，这个。。。。原贴者很会找图片啊。 -囫囵吞枣- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/16/2011 postreply 07:28:49

• 长的倒挺清纯的. -铁塔哥- ♂ (56 bytes) () 07/16/2011 postreply 10:42:46

• 她衣服上印的是雕塑的头像麽? -笑比哭好- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/17/2011 postreply 07:57:46

• 股香股色，生动：） -rosebush- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/17/2011 postreply 09:42:58

• 油菜~~ -big-guy- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/18/2011 postreply 09:25:18