图解三字经(中英对照版)

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     人之初 At the begining of life.
     
性本善 Sex is good.
      
性相近 Basically,all the sex are same.

 


习相远 But it depends on how the way you do it.
       


苟不教 If you do not practise all the time.

                 
性乃迁 Sex will leave you..
      
教之道 The way of learning it
      
       
贵以专 is very important to make love with only one person.
        

昔孟母 Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
      
择邻处 chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
      
子不学 If you don't study hard,
      

断机杼 Your dick will become useless.
       
     
窦燕山 Dou, the famous,
      
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
      
教五子 All his five son took it
     
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
       

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
       
父之过 It is all your fault.
       
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
       
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
      
子不学 You may refuse to study this
      

非所宜 but that is a real mistake
       
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
           

老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
      
玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
      
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
     











 

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