一句话说一种社会制度（转&译）

今天在Marketwatch.com 的评论中，一个叫Teddy-Nibbler的家伙在评论银行的国家化问题，说了以下一段话，很精彩。

SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The state takes one and gives it to someone else.
社会主义：你有两头奶牛。州里拿走一头去给别人。

COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and gives you the milk.
共产主义：你有两头奶牛。州里全都拿走然后给你牛奶。

FASCISM: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and sells you the milk.
法西斯主义：你有两头奶牛，州里全部拿走然后卖给你牛奶。

MILITARY DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and shoots you.
军事专制：你有两头奶牛，州里全部拿走然后毙了你。

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. The state takes both of them, accidentally kills one and spills
the milk in the sewer.
官僚主义：你有两头奶牛，州里全部拿走，一不小心弄死一头，溅了点奶在下水道里。

CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
资本主义： 你有两头奶牛，你卖一头再买一头公牛，希望能下仔

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
纯种民主：你有两头奶牛，你的邻居决定谁喝牛奶

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• 嗯，这个两年前读过，还有呢：) -小村姑- ♀ (3906 bytes) () 02/23/2009 postreply 08:42:31

• w哦今天才看到 -勃事后- ♂ (151 bytes) () 02/23/2009 postreply 08:51:57

• state 是州的意思吗？不是国家吗？ -danial- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/23/2009 postreply 14:04:07

• 不影响大局，也许说政府比较好。 我觉得state大部分情况下是州。 -勃事后- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/23/2009 postreply 14:48:21

• 法西斯主义 和 军事专制 说反了 -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/23/2009 postreply 17:41:36

• 回复：一句话说一种社会制度（转&译） -letterbottle- ♂ (1019 bytes) () 02/24/2009 postreply 20:19:01