Engineers vs. Accountants


Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket.

“How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks an accountant. “Watch and you’ll see,” answered an engineer.

They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a rest room and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, “Tickets, please!” The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The accountants see this and agree it is a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money. Then they get to the station, they buy one ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don’t buy a ticket at all.

“How are you going to travel without a ticket?” says one perplexed accountant. “Watch and you’ll see.” answered an engineer.

When they board the train all three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, “Tickets, please!“

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The door opens just a crack(笑喷了,这门带拉链的) -眼冒金星- 给 眼冒金星 发送悄悄话 眼冒金星 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 12/05/2009 postreply 22:57:04

ha,该让我们去试试的, 保管一张票不买, 还多一张票;) -fanfan88888- 给 fanfan88888 发送悄悄话 fanfan88888 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 12/06/2009 postreply 06:22:43

并 把多的票倒卖给检查票的;) -fanfan88888- 给 fanfan88888 发送悄悄话 fanfan88888 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 12/06/2009 postreply 06:25:33

要不要帮忙去倒卖? -wxc369- 给 wxc369 发送悄悄话 wxc369 的博客首页 (54 bytes) () 12/06/2009 postreply 11:32:20

This has been said for the difference between Qinghua and Beida -qa448- 给 qa448 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 12/06/2009 postreply 08:26:36

Engineers outsmart Accountants, yeahhhhhh~~~ -撅着挺好- 给 撅着挺好 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 12/06/2009 postreply 14:32:11

yeahhhhhh你个头啊~~~(冒用诈和的名义) -眼冒金星- 给 眼冒金星 发送悄悄话 眼冒金星 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 12/06/2009 postreply 14:47:29

金酥酥晚上好啊,早饭吃了没?(zt from 金酥酥) -撅着挺好- 给 撅着挺好 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 12/06/2009 postreply 14:50:20

吃炒饭了。 -眼冒金星- 给 眼冒金星 发送悄悄话 眼冒金星 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 12/06/2009 postreply 14:52:16

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