我的第4个男友

One day when we were drving, a police officer pulled over us
and told my hu*****and, “You were speeding and you weren’t wearing your seat belts.”

My hu*****and scoffed and replied, “Prove it. I just took off the
belt to talk to you!”Nonplussed, the officer turned to me. “Ma’am, your hu*****and was speeding, and he didn’t have his seat belt on,
now, did he?”

“Officer,” I replied, “after so many years of marriage I’ve learned
never to argue with my hu*****and when he’s been drinking!”

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