management jokes: who wants to be in charge?

Who's in charge?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

"I should be in charge", said the brain, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".

"I should be in charge", said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away".

"I should be in charge", said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy".

"I should be in charge", said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal".

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic.

Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.

The moral of the story?

You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an *****.

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• related to management, well qualified for the career -灰衣人- ♂ (6 bytes) () 09/27/2009 postreply 15:19:01

• nice one -23731241- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/27/2009 postreply 15:20:04

• LOL, are you a doctor? -jill08- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/27/2009 postreply 15:22:50

• Funny, -kbgn- ♂ (28 bytes) () 09/27/2009 postreply 17:01:44

• asshole should be the one in charge~~ -撅着挺好- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/27/2009 postreply 21:12:03

• well said -闹闹猫- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/28/2009 postreply 01:41:59