结果补遗: As relayed by a cousin of mine
澳土令尊: Unlike others, son, I need no DNA test to prove that you are nobody's but my own flesh and blood. I cannot be more proud of you for the potential at greatness you are already showing at your tender age.
澳土: But, dad, you still have not told me what those two words mean yet...
澳土令尊: Oh, that! You are still young, son, and you will have plenty of opportunities to learn along the way. Should worse comes to worst, that is, if you are still hung over these juvenile curiosities when you are about to become a proud father yourself, you will have buddies like (consulting his favorite crystal ball) 金星爷, 数字哥(123...), 戏雨鹰 to enlighten as well as entertain you....