既然有人要求，就再贴一遍:地主经营故事之十二个不租:
这是N年以前写的段子，戏作而已凑了12条。现在看来句句是真理。。
１。老大岁数的住在妈家里的不租。(somebody only his mother would love...)
２。 。。 。。 奶奶 。不租。(ever worse...)
３。连声说好马上要搬进来的不租。(there is no lack of houses for rent around anytime...)
４。频繁搬家的不租。(don't want such person, even if they pay the rent).
５。自称跟男（女）朋友闹翻了的不租。(you will find them together again soon with kids from prevous relationships...)
６。核实信息时原房东赞口不绝的不租。(sweet mouth sells my problem to become your problem)
７。家具存在Storage的不租。(guess what happened to them a few weeks ago...)
８。单身女五个孩子五个姓的不租。(men with legs in and out all the time, at least kids know who their fathers are)
９。单身女五个孩子一个姓的不租。(more men with legs in and out all the time, don't even know the fathers...)
１０。看房子不守时间的不租。(bad when they want something from you. wait until when you want something from them.)
１１。爹妈领着看房子的学生不租。(he will mess up, and you will be blamed by his parents).
１２。自称有关系可以帮你办事的不租。(oh yeah? get your rent paid to me first...)
